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Purple Eye 

When after having oral/anal sex, the man pulls out and whips his penis around and hits the woman/other male in the eye, leaving a bruise
Dude, after i got done with that hoe, i gave her the purple eye!
Purple Eye by himminyhimminyhaw March 31, 2009

purple eye pie 

The contrast between the outer labia and inner vaginal area of a dark skinned black woman's vagina when viewed from approximately 6 to 12 inches away.
Dayammmmmm! Krishiqua you wasn't lyin girl. Yo pussy is darker then a muthafucka! That shit look like piece a pie wif a big ass, muthafuckin purple eye right in the gotdamn middle. Shiatt I best be careful not to break a toof off in dat muthafucka. Greasy ass, gotdamn, purple eye pie! Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!
purple eye pie by krisheekwa March 24, 2011

Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

purple crusty eye 

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)
argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

purple eyeball 

when a hernea shows through a mans shirt
dude did you see his purple eyeball
purple eyeball by lilpete May 16, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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