Purning

To suck in your poop in your butt by pushing the poop inside before it comes out.

I am purning because im in a court while playing basketball.

by butt face fred October 3, 2007

anus purring

A prolonged expulsion of gas from a person's anus mimicking the sound of a cat purring.

When did you get a cat? Nope, that was just my anus purring...

by Leinen Lassie November 17, 2019

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl who purses at the store pull her keys out of her vagina.

bio-pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009

bio-pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl bio-pursing at the store, she pulled her keys out of her vagina when she was leaving.

pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009

purging

making yourself throw up. mainly done by ppl who have eating disorders. its not healthy and it shouldnt be done. ppl who purge commonly have teeth and throat problems from all the forced vomiting. people think that if they vomit out the things they ate they could get, skinnier or prettier which is not true. eveyone is beautiful any how u look or ur weight doesnt matter at all!! pls to anyone who is purging, try to stop. i belive in u. u are strong and purging doesnt solve anything.

jessica made herself throw up and got diagnosed for an eating disorder and had to stop purging

by kmmhslot November 13, 2020

pursing

Using one's vagina as a purse, to carry personal items such as a mobile phone.

Have you ever tried pursing?

by lol_xd January 20, 2009