pupparazzi 

A neighbor's dog(s) who reliably barks at you when you go into your own backyard

I went out to mow the lawn this morning and Ody was yelling at me the whole time, the lil pupparazzi.

pupparazzi by kamoh August 18, 2020

Pupparazzi 

A paparazzi that specializes in taking photos of puppies. These individuals tend to be dog lovers and extremely annoying when talking about dogs.

I went on a walk with my dog, and some crazy pupparazzi was photographing us all the time.

Pupparazzi by sashona November 30, 2021

paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.

"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"

paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...

The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

Political Paparazzi by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008

puppyrazzi 

When you take your cute ass tiny puppy into public and you get swarmed with salivating puppy-crazed chicks on smartphones snapping endless pics. All one can do is run and pray the roads are safe... or hang out and scope for numbers.

So my dog rides with me on the motorcyle and wears doggles to protect its eyes. But i cant even order coffee without the friggin puppyrazzi swarming me.

puppyrazzi by Helo world champ April 25, 2017

paparazzi 

photographers and other people involved in the media, who follow people, especially celebrities, in order to look for stories

The Paparazzi are all over this town. They are such assholes.

paparazzi by Light Joker August 14, 2007

Paparazzi Magnet 

A Person who is constantly being Followed By the Paparazzi. Is always on the cover of tabloid magizines like Star. Often very amusing!

Gosh Britney Spears is such a Paparazzi Magnet!

Paparazzi Magnet by Miss Juno Harris March 24, 2008