Punpking

The king of puns.

Person 1: Have you heard her puns? She's a punpking.
Person 2: A pumpkin?
Person 1: Yes, but also a pun-king!

by solcynor March 3, 2021

street punking it

When a person sleeps outside in a public place because they either got kicked out of their home or they don't feel like going home (And sometimes they just feel like it). Mostly occurs among teenagers in suburban areas. Many kids street punk it in groups at places like elementary school playgrounds and behind grocery stores or shopping malls.

He was street punking it at the playground last night because his mom was on crack.

by You Animal October 26, 2006

punking

1. a male prison inmate fucking another male prison inmate in the ass
2. succesfully playing a practical joke on someone

Originally, the word "punk" was prison slang, meaning the first defintion. the second comes from the idea that fucking someone in the ass is a sign of disrespect (such as male dogs humping one another to show dominance, instead of sexual attraction, which could very well be the motive behind prison rape as well)

"here come' bubba, you 'bout to get f'd in the a' ok?"

by Honest Jackson November 9, 2004

pumpking

the verb form of to pumpkin pick,
derived by combining pumpkin and picking into pumpking
infinitive form: to pumpk
he pumpks
she pumpks
we pumpk
they pumpk
etc...

A British ginger: Let's go pumpking today!
Me: Fuck No! I'm not about to waste my time with your British ass.
OR
Mr. L: Who wants to pumpk?
Mr. R What the fuck kind of word is that?

by BDR316 October 5, 2009

punking

n.
the act of throwing your own ejaculate at someone, most often at their face.

Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.

"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."

by trollbog December 14, 2011

face-punking

the art of punking people on face-book. creating the identity of a person that is know by many of your friends, yet is not on facebook. you then use the fake facebook profile to try and connect with friends by using rude and crude messages and wall posts. with offending people enough for them to "un-friend you" being the ultimate goal.

i am face-punking dave right now into thinking that (person created) wants to have a 3 way with him, and he is now calling me to tell me about it.

by ronnie aioki February 9, 2010

Punking

To walk around a town or city, destroying random things. To be obnoxious or annoying.

OI, MIKE WANNA GO PUNKING WITH THE CLAN?

Those assholes are punking.

by Vicious Spikecraze January 28, 2009