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Simply a person who makes puns.
Peter: Hey, you know what sucks?
Julia: vaccuums
George: Oh, what a lame punner she is!
punner by donsimon July 20, 2010
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Is a nickname for the narcotic Cocaine.
Geez' ehs a fat patsy eh punner.
Punner by SeshGremlin101 May 8, 2018
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A nickname for a person who makes puns. Usually, a very annoying person who people don't want to be around.
Guy 1: omg that punner is so annoying
Guy 2: Ikr
Punner by JellyFisher225 November 12, 2021

machine punner 

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!
machine punner by guymanchester August 29, 2017

Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino
Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

pundernarkel 

Pundernarkel is somone who can't handle alcoholic beverages, They drink to the rank of a aboriginal elder and often urinate on friends couches, a pundernarkel will regularly fight with family and friends but due to the level of intoxication will generally end up knocked out .
Hey bro don't invite that pundernarkel over i don't want my couch pissed on.
pundernarkel by Sabumnim November 18, 2015

punterino 

When you dump another racing driver either on purpose or accident. Usually done by one very T H I C C boi.
No punterino into Sainte Devote Jimmer!
punterino by BigMoveBoi February 11, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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