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Place of rejoice where punters gather. Typically a rough-looking bar or pub, often equipped with an outdoor seating facility, where locals enjoy a cheap drink and get bevved.
“ - Oh my god, this is a puntery that... Have a look at this puntress
- Jesus F*** this is rough”

“- I’m in the mood for a pint at a proper puntery
- look no further, I know just the place”
Puntery by Punter333 October 26, 2020
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Simply a person who makes puns.
Peter: Hey, you know what sucks?
Julia: vaccuums
George: Oh, what a lame punner she is!
punner by donsimon July 20, 2010
The active participation of a female in manipulating/bringing pleasure to anothers vagina. Lesbianism. The Scissors
"I'm lowkey with my punery"
Punery by lilblonde11 October 9, 2011
Verb: act of participating in or instigating reckless, annoying, disrespectful, or otherwise frowned upon behavior.
Mrs. B's second hour engages in punkery
Punkery by 10 gay possums October 12, 2021

self-daft punkery 

self inflicked stupid behavior
The boys got together for some self-daft punkery. (They drank too much and then proceeded to have poor judgement and do stupid things.)
self-daft punkery by TT Smith April 4, 2009

punnerific 

a combination of the words "pun" and "terrific"
used to describe someone who has just made a terrific pun.
john fitz henry and marissa miars are quite the punnerific pair.
punnerific by universityofpink December 6, 2009
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