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puddinitis 

complete lack of spell checker even if available.reading posts by a puddinitis inflicted person makes you dumber by readin it.
hwo r u gyus doin?
puddinitis by gunner June 24, 2004

Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.
“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends”
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends”

pussinitis 

when a guy is too pussy to pursue a girl he is interested in, in fear of getting hurt.
"He calls or texts every other day, says he cares about you, but when you want to hang out he's too much of a pussy. That bitch has pussinitis!"

Punkination 

When a pumpkin is eaten by a Punk.
Dude, have you eaten a pumpkin before....no i am a punk so i can't EAT pumpkins...i can only Punkination them.
Punkination by Zicks April 22, 2006

punkinito 

noun; a demonizing term used to call another something hurtful, to therefor be taken both hurtfully and with some state of comical reference...
a state of being; anything of or relating to the common practices and lifestyles of a village of punkinitos existing outside of Nimibia ona small coastal island, uncharted be any existing humans...
noun; "you punkinito"
state of being; "you punkinito"
punkinito by Katie June 19, 2006

Pumpkinitis 

Soreness of the hands, wrists, arms, and/or shoulders due to the excessive making of pumpkin spice beverages
After working an 8-hour shift at the coffee shop, I had to ice my wrist due to an extreme case of pumpkinitis
Pumpkinitis by tskizzle September 19, 2014
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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