pussinitis
"He calls or texts every other day, says he cares about you, but when you want to hang out he's too much of a pussy. That bitch has pussinitis!"
pussinitis by some girl thats not you April 22, 2009
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Pussyitis
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."
Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"
Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."
Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"
Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."
Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008
Related Words
pussinitis • pussanitis • Pussicitis • Pussilitis • Pussingitis • pussionitis • pussiritis • pussivitis • Pustinitis • pussyitis
puddinitis
complete lack of spell checker even if available.reading posts by a puddinitis inflicted person makes you dumber by readin it.
puddinitis by gunner June 24, 2004
Chronic Pussyitis
When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."
Chronic Pussyitis by Zander Smith April 21, 2014
stank pussitis
chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.
that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.
stank pussitis by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007
Pussicitis
A disease in men where a situation causes them fear and/or to wimp-out. This disease is common in pussies, wimps, wussies, and scaredy-cats. The only cure is a kick in the ass.
Pussicitis by austin powaz April 13, 2008
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