Punerd

Damn-near, almost

I punerd pissed myself, when that cougar jumped out at me.

by Xbowdude August 11, 2024

Puner

A female boner. Punani (vagina) boner. When the female genitals, specifically the clitoris becomes aroused and hardens like a males penis.

"My boyfriend and I were making out and I got a puner."

by Doctor Puner March 11, 2014

PUNed

A term derived from the word pwned.

This term can be used when you've pwned someone with a pun, hence PUNing the person.

-What are you doing for christmas?"
-I'm actually helping a friend of mine moving"
-Oh, happy haul-idays!"
*Sigh*
-PUNed!

by Spökmacka December 29, 2010

Punerreah

An oral disease causing yourself to say awful puns.

John F. has a serious case of Punerreah.

by Mas Greener January 29, 2008

Puerdom

Pronounced - P-Wor-Dum

Slang for a womans vagina.

I just want to lick that girls PUERDOM all night long.

by Mr 510SAM January 3, 2010

Puner

One who hates elves with a passion and goes about ridding them with a diabolical vengence

The great elven horde was beaten back when the Puners infested their home tree with termites

by strpuner February 21, 2011

puned

When you buy a box of Tampons soak them in water and drive around throwing them at random cars windshields and they stick.

We just PUNED the hell out of that car

by Wesley February 6, 2005