The art of frontal donkey punching with a mate. Also used in Slopfuck, which involves punchfucking, donkeypunching, explosive diarrhea, midgets, and various other acts.
Punch Fuck: The act of fisting a man using a closed hand (fist) with little or no lube. A variation on fist-fucking but is generally more abrasive and aggressive.
Man 1: You'refuckable!
Man 2: What you in to?
Man 1: Punch fucking your arse! Now get in the van you're coming with me...
adjetive to describe a person of the opposite sex that is physically attractive where you want to have sexual intercourse with them, but maintains an annoyingpersonality where you want to physically harm them.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.