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National dick punch day 

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

National Dick Punch Day 

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

Boob punch day 

Oct 3. This is a day where you get to go around and punch the breasts of all your female friends
Brad: hey cole it’s boob punch day
Cole: it is to, watch out laddies

Punch Brett day 

A day to punch any guy named brett\\ December 3rd.
Punch Brett Day is my favorite Holiday
Punch Brett day by Brett colyer December 3, 2019

National punch Skyler day 

Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23
Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.

pinch punch first day of the month 

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me: