Pumpice
Pumpice by Pseudomnyn August 12, 2020
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1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
minge-pumice by volcanicvaginas June 12, 2011
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Pumice Cock
A pumice cock is a penis which has been thorougly scrubbed with a pumice rock, because of a recent sexual intercourse with a person whom you believe to have STD's. The act of "pumicing" can be applied to any part of the human body which you believe to be infected, eg. pumice anus.
ok, so i had a beer. Ok, so maybe it was more like 12. Maybe i fucked the dinnerlady from my local high-school. You know, the one who all your friends goaded you about when you were like 9 (lets just say shes no princess).
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
Pumice Cock by Randy Savage's Bitch October 25, 2005
Pumpie
Nickname for a person with a past or current love of pumpernickle bread.
Also, a vital clue in a game created by The Dot Man.
The clue goes like this:
You've proven your worth. Your reward sits underneath the one thing that is stuck in time - at 8:15 to be exact. Tick tock, tick tock.
Now, lets continue. It's time to arrange your dots and reveal the Master Password.
Arrange them following these rules:
1) Letters can only touch numbers if the number is even
2) The same color dots cannot touch
3) Symbols cannot touch numbers
4) Numbers and Letters must be arranged in numerical and alphabetical order.
Also, a vital clue in a game created by The Dot Man.
The clue goes like this:
You've proven your worth. Your reward sits underneath the one thing that is stuck in time - at 8:15 to be exact. Tick tock, tick tock.
Now, lets continue. It's time to arrange your dots and reveal the Master Password.
Arrange them following these rules:
1) Letters can only touch numbers if the number is even
2) The same color dots cannot touch
3) Symbols cannot touch numbers
4) Numbers and Letters must be arranged in numerical and alphabetical order.