Pummin

The act of oneself pooping/pissing and cumming simultaneously, preferably on the toilet. Otherwise known as the john, big white telephone, shitcan, or the latrine. But if you're adventurous you can choose to do it in a public setting.

Damn son I really like pummin on the toilet.

Pummin by Ballsniffa19838 April 1, 2021

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Nimminy Pimminy

Meaning- Insignificant, petty,

Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty nimminy pimminy little note.

Nimminy Pimminy by Mr B Black January 2, 2005

mouth pumpins 

Oral sex where the male does all the work usually pumping his cock at his chosen pace and his chosen depth. Possibly pulling her head by her ears.

Did you get to hook up the mouth pumpins last night?

mouth pumpins by V dux September 6, 2007

Lord Pumpington 

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot

Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.

Lord Pumpington by ChadSexington February 12, 2008

Dump pumping 

To syphon diarrhia out of a toilet

Guy 1 "dude i was dump pumping my toilet super hardcore last night" guy 2 "thats nasty was it plugged" guy1 "yeah"

Dump pumping by Nick the freshman June 18, 2011

Tiger Pumping

Ballpumping forces fluids into different tissues at different rates. The testicles enlarge faster than the sac, just as the core of the cock enlarges faster than the skin. So if you pump a short session, you'll get big eggs hanging in your sac. If you go for a real long session, you'll get a big bloated "grapefruit" sac.

I was Tiger Pumping so much my balls exploded.

Tiger Pumping by deftonepiper October 20, 2008