Pulnet 

A pulsar planet.

"What's Draugr?"
"A pulnet."

Pulnet by Hailiqou September 14, 2024

paulnet 

The state of having really slow internet that it is similar to the speed of one paul.

damn I got me some paulnet today , guess we're gonna have to watch game of thrones at your place tonight

paulnet by Sagathor1 December 30, 2017

puñeta 

This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.

There are two ways used in P.R.:

1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.

1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)

puñeta by Rickitin May 9, 2020

puñetón 

A very gay gay dude . Used by Pamela chup.

Me vale verga puñetón me vale verga todo pendejo .

Damn dude you’re such a puñetón for that .

puñetón by Kitty_gurl55 April 26, 2020

Puñetito 

Puñetito is the nickname given to a kid that was caught watching porn on a computer in a computer lab in the Universidad de Puerto Rico Recinto de Bayamon. He was made infamous all across the universities of Puerto Rico and the even in the USA because of the video. Remember that this all happened a few days after they caught the singer Elvis Crespo masturbating in an airplane. His name is now a synonym for masturbation, watching porn or both.

Dude I just pulled a puñetito the other day.

Son of a bitch, I was doing a puñetito in the computer lab the other day and someone filmed me.

Puñetito by Acid Reflux7 April 16, 2009

puñeta 

(pooh-nyeh-tah) (spanish) - Usually negative expressing agitation or disappointment, also used to express excitement or astonishment. See also damn - typically an interjection synonmous with coño , or used in situations where coño may also be appropriate or substituted. When used as 'la puñeta', or 'hacer la puñeta' it refers to the act of self-masturbation i.e. jacking off.

This is derivative of the spanish word for fist 'puño', where la puñeta is defined as the thing you do with your fist. i.e. fisting off which is considered vulgar because it ellicites an image of a man stroking his penis with his fist to a point of climax.

Boricua1: Puñeta!! bro, did you see that chair fly right by my head!!
Boricua2: Nah, you've been watching too much Harry Potthead.

puñeta by Randomidous® January 1, 2006

Pugnetti 

A gay man. Likes to drink and give head to random dudes in gay clubs.

Yup. Pugnetti went down on me!

Pugnetti by teuszkrajewskilol May 2, 2011