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Puñetito 

Puñetito is the nickname given to a kid that was caught watching porn on a computer in a computer lab in the Universidad de Puerto Rico Recinto de Bayamon. He was made infamous all across the universities of Puerto Rico and the even in the USA because of the video. Remember that this all happened a few days after they caught the singer Elvis Crespo masturbating in an airplane. His name is now a synonym for masturbation, watching porn or both.
Dude I just pulled a puñetito the other day.

Son of a bitch, I was doing a puñetito in the computer lab the other day and someone filmed me.
Puñetito by Acid Reflux7 April 16, 2009
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2-bit Pûntîto

An insult that means that someone is dumb, hence the word 2-bit, and then pûntîto can mean any curse word possible
What did that 2-bit pûntîto say?!
2-bit Pûntîto by Ethan T.T January 7, 2020
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Puntitology

Puntitology is the study of the land of Punt, the study of Puntites and the study of primeval Horn of Africa, especially the study of Bronze Age and Iron Age regions of modern day Puntland and Eritrea.
she studies Puntitology
Puntitology by Bobbystrurrew September 28, 2023
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