Skip to main content

Puñetito 

Puñetito is the nickname given to a kid that was caught watching porn on a computer in a computer lab in the Universidad de Puerto Rico Recinto de Bayamon. He was made infamous all across the universities of Puerto Rico and the even in the USA because of the video. Remember that this all happened a few days after they caught the singer Elvis Crespo masturbating in an airplane. His name is now a synonym for masturbation, watching porn or both.
Dude I just pulled a puñetito the other day.

Son of a bitch, I was doing a puñetito in the computer lab the other day and someone filmed me.
Puñetito by Acid Reflux7 April 16, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

2-bit Pûntîto

An insult that means that someone is dumb, hence the word 2-bit, and then pûntîto can mean any curse word possible
What did that 2-bit pûntîto say?!
2-bit Pûntîto by Ethan T.T January 7, 2020
Related Words

Puntitology

Puntitology is the study of the land of Punt, the study of Puntites and the study of primeval Horn of Africa, especially the study of Bronze Age and Iron Age regions of modern day Puntland and Eritrea.
she studies Puntitology
Puntitology by Bobbystrurrew September 28, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more