punnet
"You fucking punnet!"
punnet by Jimmy Hoffer January 19, 2008
Words you can keep
Punnet
Punnet by dirkdavid33 March 6, 2010
Related Words
punnet • punnet algae • Punnet Fucking • Punnet Sphere • Punnet Square • Punnethead • Dingle Punnet • Mr Punnet • Puneet • puÑeta
Punnet Fucking
The act of getting a small room, in most cases a walk-in-wardrobe (however also works with bathrooms or linen cupboards, etc.), jam packed full of people in sexual lust. All parties must be engaged with at least 2 others, creating a chain/cycle of penatrative frenzy.
This requires at least 6 people and 2 layers.
This requires at least 6 people and 2 layers.
Guy 1 Are you coming to the house-warming party on the weekend?
Guy 2: Not sure if we can make it actually.
Guy 1: You MUST come, we need to get the numbers up to try punnet fucking in the bathroom!
Guy 2: O.K, but only if I can prarie dog in your wife.....
Guy 2: Not sure if we can make it actually.
Guy 1: You MUST come, we need to get the numbers up to try punnet fucking in the bathroom!
Guy 2: O.K, but only if I can prarie dog in your wife.....
Punnet Fucking by Diskonekted August 27, 2010
Punnet Square
1] Somebody who needs to get out of their house and have a good time a shut in
2] The maker of a bad pun/joke
2] The maker of a bad pun/joke
1]"No I'd rather play WOW than go to Amber's party." "Dude, you are SUCH a punnet square."
2}"So I said, 'don't be so crabby'ha ha!" "...You're a punnet square."
2}"So I said, 'don't be so crabby'ha ha!" "...You're a punnet square."
Punnet Square by EvilSera February 4, 2006
Punnet Sphere
The drunken equivilant to a Punnet Square. Used in place of Punnet square as a retort to being called one initially.
Punnet Sphere by EvilSera February 4, 2006
punnet algae
A common act to perform in any food preparation place. A punnet algae is when you use a rusty spoon to scoop out food contents for a customer (a customer you REALLY hate), in hopes they will get a tetanus-like reaction.
- also see rusty spoon, blunt knife
- also see rusty spoon, blunt knife
punnet algae by He's the boxman September 28, 2006
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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