Pulling a jose
Pulling a jose by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018
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pulling a José Vasquez
Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.
Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."
Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"
Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"
Person 2: "Nope.
Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"
Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"
Person 2: "Nope.
Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
pulling a José Vasquez by Reila February 23, 2022
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Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"
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pulling a joseph by Yussuf March 24, 2008
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An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!
"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.
"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.
"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.
Pulling a Joseph by Moneytree March 24, 2008
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Pulling A Joseph by LilMasky April 7, 2019
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When you are hard at work at your desk, and begin to snooze off. Your head can nod back and forth, even fall completely down. You wake up every once in awhile, but proceed to fall back asleep.
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