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Pulling a Jason

The act in which of avoiding a person(s) for multiple weeks in order for them to leave you alone and to stop being so clingy.
She was to afraid to break up with (insert name here), so instead she started Pulling A Jason on him
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Pulling a Jason

Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.

Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.

3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.
Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.

pulling a jason

for one to lie/exaggerate a story
“i nailed at boy n his da afor”
“ur pulling a jason”

Pulling a Jason On it 

Hitting a club on your own after all your mates have gone home...to score.
Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.

pulling a jaison 

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
pulling a jaison by cronos19 May 26, 2010

Pullin' A Jason 

1. Someone who constantly invites themself somewhere with you.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.
Just got off the phone with (Insert name here), he is totally pullin' a jason. He'll be here in 10 minutes in the Beamer.
Pullin' A Jason by Leminy Snicket August 29, 2010

pullin a jason 

when a friend blows you off to do something. but he doesnt have a straight answer on where he is going. Most likely hangin out with a girl named Katie
Todd: Jason do you want to go to waffle house?
Jason: Nah i dont think so .
Todd: What are you doing?
Jason: Inno i might go do somethan but im not sure. I might go hang out.
(Jason walks off)
Todd: I wonder what he is doing?
Logan: Hes pullin a jason!
pullin a jason by Yakka January 2, 2009
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--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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