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Pull an Eddie 

The action of choking your chicken while watching porn at someone else's desk, when you think you're alone (only to be caught by your supervisor and NOT get fired).
I was so bored at work yesterday, that I just had to Pull an Eddie!

pull an eddie 

When some idiot leaves their weed or piece sitting in plain view in the kitchen, and then goes to sleep, leaving the aforementioned items for someone to find the next morning.
Dude, way to pull an Eddie. I'm f*cking grounded for two months.
pull an eddie by gradyhater February 26, 2006

Pull an Eddie 

The act of relocating to a different area of a residential area to avoid interaction with other members of the residence.
I'm going to pull an eddie so that nobody can hear me talk to you.
Pull an Eddie by eddiekart June 16, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026