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pull a jon klaasen 

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

pull a jon lebowitz 

in high school, when a senior boy goes out with a freshman girl, its called "pulling a jon lebowitz"
boy: yo when that chicks a freshman, im totally gonna pull a jon lebowitz.

to pull a Jon 

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.
to pull a Jon by Chris April 19, 2005

Pull a Jonah 

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
Pull a Jonah by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008

pull a jonagh

When enrolled in college or high school, you do so well on all your classwork and homework, you decide not to do a big time report or project, knowing that your previous grades are good enough to help you pass.
Man, Dr. Peden's class research project is going to suck balls. I'm glad I'm carrying an A+ average right now. I think I'm gonna pull a jonagh and not do it.
pull a jonagh by crusty1207 April 10, 2010

pull a jones 

to do something of questionable legality in front of a disapproving friend.
Lee:So he started fingering her and it was disgusting because they are both underage and i had to sit there and watch.
Steve:pull a jones did he?
pull a jones by Hypetrack April 19, 2008
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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