Puddie

a girls pussy. all wet n juiey too

i'll beat the puddie till she cries!

beat the puddie!

by 2005 December 28, 2005

Puddie

The stuff dreams are made of

Hey do you know where I can score some puddie

by pat May 3, 2004

Puddie toe

A stanky yellowed pitted fungus-infected toenail. Often accompanying a severe case of athletes foot.

Teacher: "Hi Olivia. Is this your dad?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"

by Captain Puddie Toe April 3, 2011

Silly puddie pussy

A pussy that lack the elasticity to go back to the original form after sex.

I smash old girl but she had that silly puddie pussy, it was just hang everywhere.

by Big cope May 13, 2018

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."

"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016

Pants pudding

Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.

I made pants pudding.

by zimmygirl777 January 2, 2023