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Puddie toe
A stanky yellowed pitted fungus-infected toenail. Often accompanying a severe case of athletes foot.
Teacher: "Hi Olivia. Is this your dad?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
Olivia: "Yeah...My dad's got puddie toe"
Dad: "C'mon sis...why you gotta put me on blast?"
Puddie toe by Captain Puddie Toe April 3, 2011
Silly puddie pussy
Silly puddie pussy by Big cope May 13, 2018
Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop
Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
flesh puddle
Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.
flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016
Pants pudding
Pants pudding by zimmygirl777 January 2, 2023
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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