Pucknad

An idiot, a person of substandard intellect, a testicle that is the shape of an ice hockey puck.

George Bush.
"Get your hand off it you fricken Pucknad"
"what an incredibly egotistical pucknad"
"that george bush pucknad is screwing us again"
" i have a pain in my testicle, the pucknad one on the right"

by Feedus now! October 18, 2008

Puckadow

When you drink Sake and you fuck your baby momma momma in the ass

I went to Nenas house and I puckadowed her mom all night long

by Brandy69 April 10, 2017

puckdaddy

a hockey player that fucks many girls and is usually thought of as attractive by many individuals.

"damn, Mikey is such a puckdaddy and he's so good at hockey"

by s2002 July 4, 2017

Puckdaddy

The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

by puckdaddy October 20, 2013