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pucker-sucker 

1. a homosexual or gay motherfucker

2. an ass-kisser

3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.
" Look at that that pucker-sucker!"

" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"

Puckermucker

The act of kissing some other persons butt. To be sycophantic
One puckers ones lips in preparation to kiss butt. Which could be full of muck.
Jeeze talk about puckermuckering the boss. He so wants a raise or promotion.
Puckermucker by ironicbliss August 6, 2011

Puckerfuck 

Someone so uptight about sex (usually female) that they freeze upand don't move a muscle while screwing
Jimmy: "You get something off Lisa last night"
Dick: "Yeah, but she was such a puckerfuck I just jizzed and left"
Puckerfuck by Ratmaster Bob April 7, 2017

Puckerfuck 

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"
CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."
Puckerfuck by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011

puckerfucker 

Look at all those puckerfuckers at the rainbow flag bar.
puckerfucker by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

Sucker-pucked 

These kids where rough housing when one of them sucker-pucked another.
Sucker-pucked by Scroted September 25, 2022