Puerta R.I.C.O. — A new name for Georgia meaning “gateway to R.I.C.O. charges.A play on the name Puerto Rico, the island where Donald Trump callously threw rolls of paper towels to people who lost everything to tropical hurricanes in October of 2017.
Puerta R.I.C.O. as a name for Georgia refers to Monday August 14th 2023 when an Atlanta-based grand jury indicted former President Donald J. Trump and 18 co-defendants on state charges stemming from their efforts to overturn the former president’s2020 electoral defeat in the Peach State.
91 total charges in four jurisdictions and four mug shots later we now have, as of August 15th 2023, a Republican front runner that is out on bail in four pending court cases.
GOD BLESS AMERICA?
The newname for Georgia is Puerta R.I.C.O. “the gateway to charging Trump with racketeering charges. “Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind”!!!!!!!!
In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.
The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.
Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!
John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*
Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.