Puberta

A name for someone who’s parents wanted to think of something unique.

Ok... if it’s a boy, we’ll go with Pubert, and if it’s a girl, we’ll go with Puberta

Puberta by It’s the ginger August 18, 2020

Puerta R.I.C.O. 

Puerta R.I.C.O. — A new name for Georgia meaning “gateway to R.I.C.O. charges.A play on the name Puerto Rico, the island where Donald Trump callously threw rolls of paper towels to people who lost everything to tropical hurricanes in October of 2017.

Puerta R.I.C.O. as a name for Georgia refers to Monday August 14th 2023 when an Atlanta-based grand jury indicted former President Donald J. Trump and 18 co-defendants on state charges stemming from their efforts to overturn the former president’s 2020 electoral defeat in the Peach State.

91 total charges in four jurisdictions and four mug shots later we now have, as of August 15th 2023, a Republican front runner that is out on bail in four pending court cases.

GOD BLESS AMERICA?

The new name for Georgia is Puerta R.I.C.O. “the gateway to charging Trump with racketeering charges. “Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind”!!!!!!!!

Puerta R.I.C.O. by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 21, 2023

Super Puberty 

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

Super Puberty by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty 

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.

Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*

Musical Puberty by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Puberty 

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.

Puberty by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014

Puberty 

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.

Fuck puberty

Puberty by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016

puberty hit me like a truck 

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot

Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

puberty hit me like a truck by persuasionbypoop July 7, 2017