Pubertus

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a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

Pubertus by Plotbert February 1, 2008

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pubertus

the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of pubescence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.

"dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night."
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"

pubertus by t baby May 14, 2007

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Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

Pubertis by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

Pubertised

Hitting puberty and becoming a teenager. Like the rest of us.

Man 1: Dude you pubertised almost overnight!
Man 2: Yeah

Pubertised by ElfMonster August 24, 2014

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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