Ptoef
Ptoef (pronounced p-tef) is an acronym for Physical Transfer Of Emotional Feelings. It can be anything from snuggles to full-on sexual activity.
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Ptoof
The standard measurement for a fart as defined by the following:
A = Length of fart (seconds)
B = Volume of fart (decibels)
C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest)
Ptoof = A*B*C
NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0
A = Length of fart (seconds)
B = Volume of fart (decibels)
C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest)
Ptoof = A*B*C
NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0
Dude #1: Hey man, did you just fart?
Dude #2: I sure did, how did you know!?
Dude #1: Dude, it smells terrible!
Dude #2: Really? I think it smells awesome! How many ptoof's do you think it was?
Dude#1: Cough (leaves and comes back a few minutes later).....Well, I didn't hear it at all but it did smell terrible. Let me calculate this one for you.
A = 1 (inaudible)
B = 1 (inaudible)
C = 8.5 (smelled like someone ptoof'd in my mouth)
A*B*C = 1*1*8.5 = 8.5 ptoofs
Dude #1: Congrats on a 8.5 ptoof fart.
Dude #2: Hold on, I have another one. Be ready.
Dude #2: I sure did, how did you know!?
Dude #1: Dude, it smells terrible!
Dude #2: Really? I think it smells awesome! How many ptoof's do you think it was?
Dude#1: Cough (leaves and comes back a few minutes later).....Well, I didn't hear it at all but it did smell terrible. Let me calculate this one for you.
A = 1 (inaudible)
B = 1 (inaudible)
C = 8.5 (smelled like someone ptoof'd in my mouth)
A*B*C = 1*1*8.5 = 8.5 ptoofs
Dude #1: Congrats on a 8.5 ptoof fart.
Dude #2: Hold on, I have another one. Be ready.
Ptoof by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B May 25, 2019
PTOE
You not committed to anything
Your distracted by everything
Put That on everything
Got Forgis on everything.
I put that on everything
Got Forgis on everything
Put that on everything
Kevin Gates Song PTOE from the Album Khaza
Your distracted by everything
Put That on everything
Got Forgis on everything.
I put that on everything
Got Forgis on everything
Put that on everything
Kevin Gates Song PTOE from the Album Khaza
PTOE by Ryan Parton July 1, 2022
PTOE
PTOE by Kambrea shuler June 16, 2022
Poefter
Another word for a gay.
poef neus
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