Ptoef

Ptoef (pronounced p-tef) is an acronym for Physical Transfer Of Emotional Feelings. It can be anything from snuggles to full-on sexual activity.

Babe, I need some ptoefs right now. My snuggle tank is on empty.

by Woody17 November 13, 2019

Ptoof

The standard measurement for a fart as defined by the following:
A = Length of fart (seconds)
B = Volume of fart (decibels)
C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest)

Ptoof = A*B*C

NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0

Dude #1: Hey man, did you just fart?
Dude #2: I sure did, how did you know!?
Dude #1: Dude, it smells terrible!
Dude #2: Really? I think it smells awesome! How many ptoof's do you think it was?
Dude#1: Cough (leaves and comes back a few minutes later).....Well, I didn't hear it at all but it did smell terrible. Let me calculate this one for you.
A = 1 (inaudible)
B = 1 (inaudible)
C = 8.5 (smelled like someone ptoof'd in my mouth)

A*B*C = 1*1*8.5 = 8.5 ptoofs

Dude #1: Congrats on a 8.5 ptoof fart.
Dude #2: Hold on, I have another one. Be ready.

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B May 25, 2019

poef

Afrikaans word for "shit"

Daar trap jy in poef.

Afrikaans for "you stepped in some shit"

by Ghecko January 13, 2008

PTOE

Put that on everything

Kevin Gates Song from the Album Khaza

You not committed to anything

Your distracted by everything

Put That on everything
Got Forgis on everything.

I put that on everything

Got Forgis on everything

Put that on everything

Kevin Gates Song PTOE from the Album Khaza

by Ryan Parton July 1, 2022

PTOE

Put that on everything

I’ll whoop his ass ptoe

by Kambrea shuler June 16, 2022

Poefter

Another word for a gay.

I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!

by Simon May 13, 2005

poef neus

From the South African language called Afrikaans, poef neus, means shit nose

Jy is 'n fokken poef neus.
Meaning: You are a fucking shit nose

by t0tti3 May 28, 2004