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The standard measurement for a fart as defined by the following:
A = Length of fart (seconds)
B = Volume of fart (decibels)
C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest)

Ptoof = A*B*C

NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0
Dude #1: Hey man, did you just fart?
Dude #2: I sure did, how did you know!?
Dude #1: Dude, it smells terrible!
Dude #2: Really? I think it smells awesome! How many ptoof's do you think it was?
Dude#1: Cough (leaves and comes back a few minutes later).....Well, I didn't hear it at all but it did smell terrible. Let me calculate this one for you.
A = 1 (inaudible)
B = 1 (inaudible)
C = 8.5 (smelled like someone ptoof'd in my mouth)

A*B*C = 1*1*8.5 = 8.5 ptoofs

Dude #1: Congrats on a 8.5 ptoof fart.
Dude #2: Hold on, I have another one. Be ready.
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Daar trap jy in poef.

Afrikaans for "you stepped in some shit"
poef by Ghecko January 13, 2008
Put that on everything

Kevin Gates Song from the Album Khaza
You not committed to anything

Your distracted by everything

Put That on everything
Got Forgis on everything.

I put that on everything

Got Forgis on everything

Put that on everything

Kevin Gates Song PTOE from the Album Khaza
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I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!
Poefter by Simon May 13, 2005
From the South African language called Afrikaans, poef neus, means shit nose
Jy is 'n fokken poef neus.
Meaning: You are a fucking shit nose
poef neus by t0tti3 May 28, 2004