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From the South African language called Afrikaans, poef neus, means shit nose
Jy is 'n fokken poef neus.
Meaning: You are a fucking shit nose
poef neus by t0tti3 May 28, 2004

foef poef 

Een vagina die een diepe zugt laat na een zware dag. Of beter gezegt een vieze fart in u broek.
marie laat een foef poef in peter zijn gezicht
foef poef by rapper roger June 8, 2021
I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!
Poefter by Simon May 13, 2005

poefloos 

adj. Taken from Afrikaans word meaning "without shit in your life". Pronounced poofless. Not to be confused with shitless - the act of being really scared. Antonyms: snowed under, overwhelmed, too much shit going on
I can't believe it, for once in my life I am poefloos
poefloos by PeterWordSmith September 4, 2018

PoefKopter

It is someone who doesn't want to leafe you alone. They always hovering around you and can't take a hint that they need to leave
Yo man Branden was being a real PoefKopter last night.
PoefKopter by AidanMass October 27, 2018

Poefpiel 

Afrikaans slang for someone that participates in gay anal sex. With poef meaning feces in english and piel slang word for penis in the Afrikaans language.
Lourens Vorster is 'n poefpiel.
Daardie moffie is maar 'n ou regte poefpiel.
Poefpiel by JannieVrot April 19, 2018
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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