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psychopaths

What most of the world is run by.
A lot of our CEO's, politicians, and bankers are psychopaths.
by Dubiks August 31, 2018
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Psychopaths

People who terrorised you and your loved ones so badly you start to wish for your own death.
Basically these wieneke psychopaths have bullied me to death and defamed my family members. They are the pot calling the kettle black.
by Furmanski February 13, 2019
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Psychopaths

If the amount of these ever gets to 5% or more then then we're not going to have a good time...
Hym "I mean... It seems obvious to me (for obvious reasons) but.. if the name of the game is 'subjugate the psychopaths' wouldn't it make sense to usurp the centralized authority? You know... So you don't have the be subjugated? Redefine all the words... Create the moral structure by which everyone lives... Is that not obvious to anyone but me? Oh... Nevermind. That's probably wrong. Actually. That is wrong. The opposite of that is true. They would never do that and I'm not a psychopath... A perfectly sane individual... Yeah... It's fine. We're fine. Everything's gravy baby... *Sigh* Shit... Why do I say things...."

Iam "Hey."

Hym "....."

Iam "What's up?"

Hym "......."

Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"

Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"

Iam "Umm... Ok..."

Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"

Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"

Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."

Iam "A... Alright..."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
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“Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
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Psyclopath

Cyclists who don't give a damn about anyone but themselves and insist on mowing down innocent pedestrians whilst riding on the footpath/sidewalk.
Dude 1 to Dude 2 whilst walking on the footpath: Hey bro, look out there's a psyclopath about to take us out, what a dipshit!
by Crash888 September 14, 2013
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armchair psychopath

A person who fantasizes about damaging others and satisfying only himself from the comfort of his own living room.
He may be an armchair psychopath because all he ever watches are those gritty, violence-laden crime shows on television.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2018
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Violent vindictive psychopath

A violent vindictive psychopath is one who will beat people up for no apparent reason, and then, will often make up stories about how it was their victims fault, or that nothing actually happened.

Usually they end up beating up their wives/girlfriends, and often they have violent tempers which many people around them don't know about.
Sean was a violent vindictive psychopath when he tried to repeatedly kick in the skull of that innocent guy.
by Shulian The First! February 15, 2010
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