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psycho-bitch

A woman who seems to be a nice, suitable, companion who later reveals that they are fucking insane.
Warning Signs a Woman May Be A Psycho-Bitch
1)Openly talks about her period
2)Listens to emo-punk music such as "My Chemical Romance"
3)Jokes about murder/suicide
4)Says "I'm CRAZZAY" then blows away like a tumbleweed
5) Masturbates over pictures of dead animals
I was going to marry her, but then I realized she was a psycho-bitch.
psycho-bitch by Abu Nazir December 25, 2014
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Psycho-bitch

A female that is bat-shit crazy
"Did you enjoy your date with Cindy? Nah man, she's a Psycho-bitch!"

Psycho-Bitch

A woman who is equally one part psycho and one part bitch. A majority of women are one or the other, with less than 1% of the female population containing equal parts of both. A Paycho-Bitch does the damage of two women which often results in fires, explosions, mass chaos and public drownings.
"Did you see that Psycho-Bitch screaming at the sky while eating a jar of mayonnaise? What a psycho-bitch!"
Psycho-Bitch by Mickbritt September 7, 2016

psycho bitch 

A woman who's hormal imbalance, troublesome upbringing, or current brain chemistry renders her irrational, angry, and prone to acts of violence, like throwing my $3,400 wide-screen HDTV through the window!
What the... That psycho bitch just threw my $3,400 wide-screen TV through the window!
psycho bitch by Gene' Bujold June 26, 2004

Psycho Bitch 

A member of the female gender which experiences drastic mood swings accompanied by irrationality while placing the blame for such behavior on her spouse.

BEWARE! A PB typically is capable of hiding her disorder until she has her spouse lulled into a sense of comfort.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: throwing objects, shouting explicatives, vandalizing her spouses automobile, beating on doors at all hours of the night, spending excessive amounts of money, criticising one for their actions and doing the same herself, typically raised by another PB, princess complex, and usually wild in bed.
Any ex in which you have muttered....."Crazy %$#@$!ing bitch." usually qualifies as an example.
Psycho Bitch by Magnet September 28, 2005

Psycho bitch 

(noun) someone who makes everything a huge deal and is unconcerned with the affect it has on things around her. a psycho bitch is often very selfish and thinks highly of themselves. they want what they want and dont care about anyone else and will do insane things to get their way.
my ex is a huge psycho bitch, she hacked my social media and blocked every girl i follow
Psycho bitch by danisraddd February 7, 2017

psycho bitch 

1. A raging female who manipulates the justice system by claiming she was a victim in every case. Such as her boss on countless occasions sexually harassed her, and in every a count the case was turned down because there was no evidence. Or the time she said her husband victimized her and called the cops, even though she came at him with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed.

2. Falls in love with human resource mangers and psychologists because they are the only people who get paid to listen to her.

3. Can not work a job for more than 6 months before her bosses try to fire her because they can't stand working with her. After 4 jobs in 6 years, she has made such as bad reputation for herself, she can no longer work in her field. Now she must work selling appliances to help feed her 8 cats.

4. Bitches for no apparent reason.

5. Goes crazy with out any reason and throws the tv to the ground and since she was unemployed at the time, has no money to buy another one.

6. Sits, mopes, and bitches.

7. Incapable of cleaning up after herself or doing basic chores, such as letting the cats piss all over.

8. Totals vehicles in single car accidents for no apparent reason. (Be careful she drives an SUV and has bad car insurance.)

9. Thinks she can hold a two way conversation with Jesus and God. (Did not realize this was possible??)

10. Someone who needs to be put in a mental institution for life.
Beware of the Psycho Bitch.

Thank God the Psycho Bitch left me for the Human Resource Manager.
psycho bitch by gerr June 12, 2006
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