Psuedo Mom 

A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home

"so nice to meet you Alexandra, and this must be your daughter!"

"nope, i'm her psuedo mom!"

Psuedo Mom by Littlest.Estes October 22, 2012

psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.

"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."

psuedo step mom by Woman of the year March 12, 2014

pseudo mommy 

a person who acts like a mom to children, but is not actually a mom.

"leiahs parents suck and dont treat her right."
"thats ok, shes got her pseudo mommy."

pseudo mommy by laldafkasdjaakdsfj January 27, 2010

pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.

Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

pseudo-blonde moment by Jimbabwe88 July 4, 2011