Pshits 

when you wake up with shit on the face up side of your pillow

nat: holy fuck, i woke up with shit on my pillow, not again

troy: ooooops sowi nat! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

rob: looks like nat got Pshits again

Pshits by troymusefan May 3, 2007

pshitt 

A french lemonade that has a very funny name.

Bob: I drank Pshitt during my holiday.
Fred: Ewww
Bob: No not like that you cunt!

pshitt by May Hecal July 25, 2006

phits 

Originated on LS1.com, now on LS2.com, a member named MJSBossman punched a 12 year old boy at the movie theaters because he was being an annoying little prick, the term was coined by Bravo on LS1.com. Variations included PYITS, PMITS, PTITS etc

That guy was pissing me off, so I PHITS.

phits by LS1.com sucks April 16, 2004

phits 

MJSBaldman punched a kid in the stomach at the movie theater, so Punch Him In Teh Stomach=PHITS, another variation is PYITS

If he doesn't shut his mouth, I'm gonna PHITS.

phits by ls2.com April 7, 2004

Pshit 

Ur a dumb idiot who knows nothing but try to be smart alwys

Ur a pshit

Pshit by Rose hall March 29, 2021

Pshipster

A pseudo hipster. These people tend to drink Starbucks frequently. They also shop at The GAP, Banana Republic, and Urban Outfitters; they only shopped at thrift shops after Macklemore said it was okay. They only use a Mac and other Apple products. Pshipsters listen to music that you've never heard of because it's straight off MySpace. They understand the world in a deep way that no one else ever could at the age of 16.

George: Hey, can I listen to your music?
James: I don't think you'd like it. No one's heard of it and it's too poetic to share.

George: You're such a pshipster.

Pshipster by DaHa August 31, 2013

Pshish 

When you become frustrated with someone because they are not taking you seriously, are in denial or disbelief.

A shopper is asking a store employee where the eggs are in the grocery store and the employee says they don't carry eggs (when obviously they do), and you're like pshish!

A woman is in labor but husband doesn't believe her because baby isn't due for a week. Woman walks away from husband muttering pshish under her breath.

Pshish by La Ti Da April 22, 2014