Pshipster

A pseudo hipster. These people tend to drink Starbucks frequently. They also shop at The GAP, Banana Republic, and Urban Outfitters; they only shopped at thrift shops after Macklemore said it was okay. They only use a Mac and other Apple products. Pshipsters listen to music that you've never heard of because it's straight off MySpace. They understand the world in a deep way that no one else ever could at the age of 16.

George: Hey, can I listen to your music?
James: I don't think you'd like it. No one's heard of it and it's too poetic to share.

George: You're such a pshipster.

Pshipster by DaHa August 31, 2013

posthipsterism 

If hipsterism is a rejection of classical fashion and preppy coolness, posthipsterism is an attempt to escape the dichotomy of geeks and jocks, shaggy hair and clean cut, cheerleader and vegan, guitar playing douchebag and captain of the football team.

Posthipsterism rejects the idea of a cultural truth, that things are inherently fashionable. The posthipster knows that everything is relative, that admitting you like a blockbuster movie can be every bit as brave and original as knowing the latest underground indie flick.

The posthipster believes creativity is not limited to a certain subgroup. The posthipster does not define himself by how he is different than the mainstream, but is guided by his individual tastes; he might have a playlist that features both top 10 music and obscure bands; he will not discriminate against fast food or chain stores, nor will he attach a romantic idea to thrift shops and mom and pop places. He might enjoy football on sunday afternoon and read a novel at night. Everything is judged by its own merit, and that judgment is entirely subjective.

Posthipsterism and Poshipsterist theory suggest that culturally there is no such thing as a guilty pleasure; pretending to not like something because you're worried it's too mainstream is just hipster bullshit.

posthipsterism by kris takahashi April 13, 2010

Pipster 

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.

"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"

Pipster by psychognosis September 29, 2011

Pipster 

A pipster is a combination of Hipster and Popster (Pop people). They are often mistaken with real hipsters. A true hipster is not mainstream. A pipster is a mainstream hipster. They have a little part of the hipsters style, but when the hipster changes it because it is too mainstream, then the pipster keeps wearing it.
The Hipster often has long beard, and messy hair. The Pipster still has a clean boy cut.

"Oh my god! Did you see that pipster! He looked like hipsters did 2 years ago!"

Pipster by The United Hipster Association February 26, 2013

Phisteris 

Anything you want it to be :)

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."

Phisteris by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011

phipster 

A difinition of a Feminine Hipster. Shares either the treat of feminism or skinny fagginess. Common used to describe male hipsters whom people are concerned might be gay.

Look at him! He is skinny, looks like a homeless and has so many weird hobbies.

Yeah, is he gay?

No, he is a Phipster...

phipster by S-the-Fanny December 9, 2013

shipster 

Pirate hipsters. Shipsters are the new hipsters. They plunder, wear tight pants, and are in a constant state of rage. Often come in glitter.

Did you see the kid with the eye patch? He's such a shipster.

shipster by shipsterbitch October 17, 2010