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Pseudophone 

From the Ancient Greek ψευδής (pseudḗs, “false, lying”) and -φωνος (-phōnos, “with respect to language or sound”).

1. A pretentious term for a word which is pronounced similarly to another word without being perfect homophones.

2. An instrument used to reverse the apparent directions of sounds heard.
"In Received Pronunciation, the words 'or' and 'awe' are homophones; however, in most American accents they are merely pseudophones."
Pseudophone by Psydoneum June 11, 2023
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pseudoexoneration 

A term indicating a false and mistakenly applied vindication of wrongdoing.
Stay tuned to the Trumpshow as this pseudoexoneration is hollow and the Trumpsters’ victory dance, premature.

pseudowhore 

noun.

a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode in her bed every night!
pseudowhore by Looger July 10, 2005

pseudophile 

One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.
"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"

"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."

Pseudophobiophobia 

The fear of fake or made up words.
I have pseudophobiophobia ahhhh!!!
Pseudophobiophobia by claypool08 September 8, 2007

pseudopoon 

Ever since Janet had her sex change, she's been slingin' that pseudopoon all over town. She still gets her bussy wrecked, too!

Pseudopoons bring spit roasting to a whole new level!
pseudopoon by GetUpInThatBussy September 11, 2015

pseudophile 

A middle aged person, usually a school teacher, who waits until his/her students graduate before hitting on them.
Yo, Mr. Smith is always going after chicks as soon as they graduate. That dude is such a pseudophile.
pseudophile by brewman31 July 25, 2011
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