pseudo-bathroom 

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

pseudo-bathroom by busterboner September 3, 2009