Pseudothug

A false thug.

Someone who acts hard but is really just a punk ass bitch.

Not a true thug

Yeah, Robby thinks he's fucking street but he's just a pseudothug.

by tx2vt June 16, 2009

pseudohigh

the high that you get without actually doing the drugs, but just from being around the people who do; usually just from breathing in second hand smoke

At the concert last night, there were so many potheads that even though I wasn't smoking, I got pseudohigh.

by Kate April 9, 2005

Pseudothot

A pseudothot is a woman (or in some cases man) who is obviously trying to look and act like a thot but isn't thotty enough to be a thot.

"OMG Kayla looks like such a thot!"
"Yeah, but she's not thotty enough to be a thot"
"Then she's a pseudothot."

by CAPTAIN SEAL June 16, 2018

pseudodruggie

One who only takes drugs to prove that he/she is not a poser. Are usually more than happy to talk about their drug-taking experience and show you their stash, in order to subtly prove that they are telling the truth.

Jenna just randomly started talking to me about her bad trip last night, then she showed me some pills for no reason. What a pseudodruggie.

by thesingingbutler December 17, 2004

pseudohigh

when you feel high from something other than illegal substances.

"the combination of Nos, Jolt, and a happy meal gave made me feel so high"
"it was definitely a pseudohigh man"

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

Pseudoplug

A dude who is constantly hitting you up trying to hustle this or that (usually drugs lol) and its always "Superfire!" and "The homie hookup $, 'just for you' of course" but when you get back at them to talk real biz they "Just ran out" or "Yeah man, my dude upped the price on me.. That bastard, suxx but I gotta pass that on to you bruhhh" And if (not when) they actually come thru its never what they promised. These guys usually take selfies in the bathroom holding up a stack of $1 bills wrapped in 1 $100 with some dumbass claim like "Real Gs dont play" or "Bitches love the flow, yo!"

"Seriously tho, that nigga Tim always creepin' sketch style with that flakey-fakey bullshit, his bitch ass aint nothin' but a pseudoplug .. Nigga even steals other peoples pics to pass off as his own lmfao!!!"

by Silkypimpin March 10, 2017

pseudo thug

Pseudo thug- N. A "fake" thug, some one who glorifies a lifestyle and imitates something they know (little or) nothing about. synonymous with words like wanksta(black)and poser(white)

"Ever since he (2pac) left these pseudo-thugs can't behave/they use his name/to support frail frames/if it wasn't for them bodyguards, your azz would get maimed/" -Murs, Final Frontier ReMiX

boy 1:That fool J swear he a thug
boy 2:Look at that B.B.Gun he got tucked in his bugle boy jeans.
boy 1:yea you can tell by the bright orange tip on it
boy 2:what a pseudo-thug

by King Gizzle September 8, 2005