Pseudopater

A man who takes care of another man’s kid, and is now either dating or married to the other man’s ex.

Eric Cartman: “Yes >: )! I’ve finally done it! Kyle is now a Pseudopater, and has to take care of the kid that his wife birthed !”

by Amogus Sussi Baka March 29, 2023

pseudopatriot

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

Pseudopath

Someone who pretends to give a shit.

I thought Lucy actually cared, but she's just a Pseudopath.

by lmperfect April 21, 2022

Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.

Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."

by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010

Pseudopastrophobia

The fear of every real-looking object being cake

The viral videos online of hyper realistic objects which turn out to be cakes when cut are causing massive pseudopastrophobia

by Meenie08 March 27, 2022

pseudopartner

Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.

Crystal: Hey girl! I brought you some freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread

Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!

by starsheepie August 11, 2014

pseudoteranianismisticaria

Invented by legendary.fish on Discord, this word is not a real word and is used to waste people's time. It is used as a placeholder word with absolutely no meaning so you can use it anywhere and give it any meaning. When people see this word, they might want to search it up and see what it means. If that was you, that's actually sad.

Pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria. (The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.)

by LegendaryFish October 9, 2023