Pseudopater

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A man who takes care of another man’s kid, and is now either dating or married to the other man’s ex.

Eric Cartman: “Yes >: )! I’ve finally done it! Kyle is now a Pseudopater, and has to take care of the kid that his wife birthed !”

Pseudopater by Amogus Sussi Baka March 29, 2023

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pseudopatriot

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

pseudopatriot by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

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Pseudopath

Someone who pretends to give a shit.

I thought Lucy actually cared, but she's just a Pseudopath.

Pseudopath by lmperfect April 21, 2022

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Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.

Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."

Pseudogamer by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010

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Pseudopastrophobia

The fear of every real-looking object being cake

The viral videos online of hyper realistic objects which turn out to be cakes when cut are causing massive pseudopastrophobia

Pseudopastrophobia by Meenie08 March 27, 2022

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pseudopartner

Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.

Crystal: Hey girl! I brought you some freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread

Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!

pseudopartner by starsheepie August 11, 2014

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pseudoteranianismisticaria

Invented by legendary.fish on Discord, this word is not a real word and is used to waste people's time. It is used as a placeholder word with absolutely no meaning so you can use it anywhere and give it any meaning. When people see this word, they might want to search it up and see what it means. If that was you, that's actually sad.

Pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria pseudoteranianismisticaria. (The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.)

pseudoteranianismisticaria by LegendaryFish October 9, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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