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Pseudocuckhold 

A man who is dating a woman but has not yet had sex with her while the woman has sex with a friend with benefits or other male.
It was Paul’s third date with Louise and they still hadn’t had sex. She told him she wanted to take slow and that she never has sex in the first month of dating. Paul was however a pseudocuckhold as Louise had been on a first date with tall dark and handsome Mark earlier in the week which had ended in one night of passionate sex

pseudofuck

What the actual fuck?! (Not to be confused with the pseudofuck)

pseudofuck

when you say something so pseudo-scientific its called a pseudofuck
person 1:The sun is a hoax!
person 2:You fucking pseudofuck.
pseudofuck by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 15, 2021

Pseudocuck 

Noun

A. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest. They are aware that their former partner will engage in sexual or romantic activities with others, indirectly anticipating a potential "upgrade" in the partner's choice or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest and does so with the express understanding and anticipation of their partner returning to them after exploring romantic or sexual activities with others. This term signifies a deliberate suspension rather than a permanent termination of the relationship, despite its resemblance to a breakup.

Verb (used with object)

A. To facilitate the conscious dissolution of a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, thereby enabling the partner to engage in romantic or sexual activities with others and indirectly anticipating the partner's potential to "upgrade" or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. To consciously facilitate a break in a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, with the understanding that the partner will return after engaging in romantic or sexual activities with others, and potentially fulfilling unexplored fantasies.
The internet made fun of Gisele for pseudocucking herself by willingly letting go of her husband she knew would sleep with dozens of more attractive women.
Pseudocuck by SI Shane July 27, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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