pseudofuck

The opposite of "actual fuck"

What the actual fuck?! (Not to be confused with the pseudofuck)

pseudofuck by theskepticaloptimalist March 21, 2021

pseudofuck

when you say something so pseudo-scientific its called a pseudofuck

person 1:The sun is a hoax!
person 2:You fucking pseudofuck.

pseudofuck by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 15, 2021

Pseudofuzz 

Any cars parked or abandoned in the median in a manner similar to speed traps; cars with ski-racks, bike-rikes, any motorcylces that get behind your car, and motorcyles in general approaching in the other lane---that cause immediate, brief anxiety and elevated hearbeat over what speed you're driving and trigger instant, involuntary foot braking.

I put on my brakes and spilled my coffee because I was overspeeding but it was just pseudofuzz.

Pseudofuzz by Kevin Jenkins July 13, 2007

Pseudoface 

A digitally or artificially created facial representation used to conceal the true identity of a person, especially in virtual environments, videos, or online interactions.

To maintain her privacy on the YouTube channel, the content creator employed an Alusive pseudoface, enabling her to engage with her audience without revealing her true appearance.

Pseudoface by Avelitta August 10, 2023

Pseudofact 

A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.

Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.

Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.

Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.

Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.

Any urban legend is a pseudofact.

Pseudofact by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009

Pseudocuckhold 

A man who is dating a woman but has not yet had sex with her while the woman has sex with a friend with benefits or other male.

It was Paul’s third date with Louise and they still hadn’t had sex. She told him she wanted to take slow and that she never has sex in the first month of dating. Paul was however a pseudocuckhold as Louise had been on a first date with tall dark and handsome Mark earlier in the week which had ended in one night of passionate sex

Pseudocuckhold by Just thought of a word September 30, 2018

pseudopunk 

a douchebag that thinks he's/she's punk but really isn't because they choose to bash on other genres

Look at that pseudopunk bitch, bashing edge people becase he think it makes him cool.

pseudopunk by edgedude March 22, 2009