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protestilence 

Useless events held in spite of grave, deadly, worldly Pandemics and Pestilence spreading human ignoramuses who are selfish, juvenile mindset attention seeking creatures who either want everything FREE or want to MAGA.
Dude, my Mom won't let me go to the rally to MAGA, or to the other rally either, so how can I be an effective bioterrorist through PROTESTILENCE if I'm grounded at home?

"Man, you're 35, and you still get grounded by your Mom?"
protestilence by FlyGirl1 June 16, 2020
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protestilence 

The overemotional,yet conscious agreement to risk your life,your family's life and spread incurable disease at a mass mob of like minded rodents who appear to share the same gross lack of any intelligence.
Dude1:Well, the OK MAGA was a bust, after the COVID19 Speak-easy let's head to the Seattle FreakShow for free soy hotdogs and hope to achieve our Protestilence goals there.

Dude2: Yo, I heard you get FREE toilet paper in Seattle for Protestilence!
Dude1: Yo, when your done with your soy-dog, you can help fertilize the community garden, it's awesome.
protestilence by FlyGirl1 June 21, 2020
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