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Prosextinate 

(verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Ways to prosextinate:

Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops."
Prosextinate by Altar Echo February 13, 2025
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Prosextination 

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.
All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

Prosextinating 

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks
She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.
Prosextinating by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Prosextinating 

Prosextinate (verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"
Prosextinating by Altar Echo February 13, 2025

Prosaxtinating 

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.
Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.
Prosaxtinating by MBagsworth January 11, 2012

Projestinate 

To delay or avoid doing an act when requested until there is no longer a need for it to be done. To projestinate is to delay so badly that it is a jest.
“I am not going to do that, I am just going to projestinate”
Projestinate by Doofus Rick June 22, 2018
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