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Prosaxtinating 

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.
Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.
Prosaxtinating by MBagsworth January 11, 2012
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Probastinating 

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time
Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead
Probastinating by probastinator October 20, 2010

Promastinating 

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.
I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.
Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009

Progastinating 

the act of preventing your gas from passing.
"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
Protaxtinating by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Prosextinating 

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks
She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.
Prosextinating by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Procastinating 

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever
Procastinating by Brobeans21 May 9, 2021
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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