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Probastinating 

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time
Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead
Probastinating by probastinator October 20, 2010

Promastinating 

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.
I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.
Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009

Progastinating 

the act of preventing your gas from passing.
"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
Protaxtinating by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Prosextinating 

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks
She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.
Prosextinating by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Procastinating 

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever