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Prosextinating 

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks
She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.
Prosextinating by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015
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Prosextinating 

Prosextinate (verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"
Prosextinating by Altar Echo February 13, 2025

Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
Protaxtinating by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Prosextination 

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.
All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

Prosaxtinating 

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.
Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.
Prosaxtinating by MBagsworth January 11, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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