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protaxtination 

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!
taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate
protaxtination by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009

protaxtination 

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

Prosextinating 

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks
She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.
Prosextinating by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Prosextinating 

Prosextinate (verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"
Prosextinating by Altar Echo February 13, 2025

Prosaxtinating 

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.
Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.
Prosaxtinating by MBagsworth January 11, 2012

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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