Prort 

A prort is a pro sports player. They are good at everything and will always win a game, match, or meet. They are a sexy beast and love to show off. Prorts are proud of how talented they are and are not afraid to show it.

OMG! Did you see that prort at the track meet last week? He's so hot and won every race!

Prort by hahagotyoujackypoopoo February 7, 2019

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Porter Bypass

An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.

Porter Bypass by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009

Portal 2 

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!

Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"

Portal 2 by Eoin195314235r1245 August 17, 2018

Portable Program 

A program that doesn't require installation, meaning you don't need administrator privileges to use it, and doesn't require a crack/keygen. Similar to a preactivated program, except it's all packed into one simple .exe file, with no or very few supporting files.

An easy way to avoid installing a program and taking up to much space, is downloading a Portable Program.

Portable Program by Palm3R October 18, 2008

Poortelligent 

An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.

Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded

Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005

Austin Porter 

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑

HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!

Austin Porter by droptopyellow October 31, 2018