Proople 

When a girl sits on your lap and you get a boner.

You are such a proople

Proople by SpicyTaco February 25, 2009

Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

Pooplet by Kirby Duck October 3, 2014

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

pooplet by melmau November 17, 2007

Pooples 

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

Pooples by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

moist pooplets 

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

moist pooplets by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

Poopler 

a series of pipes that are fit into peoples anus's for the pleasure of exchanging fecal matter back and forth.

Joe: hey I got some pvc pipe.
Dodge: Wanna Poopler?!
Joe: why yes I would good friend!

Poopler by rocklobzsta January 20, 2011

poople 

what you call it when you sculpt your poop into little people. the plural of "pooson"

i yanked my massive log out of the toilet and made a village of poople

poople by mama March 23, 2004