The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.
Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!
The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerdinternet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third basetotally owns ponies!"
Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an overpleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation.