by Flabbergasted Nate November 26, 2023
Get the Pronie mug.The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.
Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!
by Thunder shock March 1, 2018
Get the Accident Prone mug.The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
Get the owns ponies mug.Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
Get the Magical Ponies mug.A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
by fafoyojo March 13, 2010
Get the calm your ponies mug.The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an overpleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation.
by boll September 9, 2007
Get the prone bone mug.1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.
2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.
3:See Shim
2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.
3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009
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