One who spends an inordinate amount of time using, and therefore is especially adept at using, a smartphone to lookup information on an instant's notice. Often knows more about how to use someone's phone than the owner himself.

My sister Mary is a real phonie. No matter what you need to know, she can find it in seconds using her iPhone.

phonie by duhnb August 23, 2011

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Phonie

A phone is someone that’s always on the phone rather than having human interactions. They will sit in a group and text each other instead of just talking. They’ll raise there head and look at someone right after they received a text and laugh then start texting back.

I seen Kyle at the party but he sat on the couch being a phonie all night.

Phonie by L. R. Blunk June 26, 2024

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phonie homie

when you think your best friend/homie has your back when something happens, but they end up ditching you for no reason

Dan-"dude can you be my wingman tonight?"
Kyle-"Sorry, I'm playing Combat Arms"
Dan-"wow phonie homie!"

phonie homie by imhilarrious April 7, 2010

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cell-phonie

Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.

Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.

cell-phonie by stuart williams June 11, 2007

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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