Prond

A prond is a person who lacks any form of intelligence. they are the dumbest person you could think of. A word of true hatred.

Oh my god you are such a prond!

There is no way that prond is coming over here.

by nerxet April 25, 2022

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Melody Pond

Fictional character played by Alex Kingston in the Doctor Who series, produced by BBC. Also known as River Song, because the only water in the forest is the river.

Friend: Who's your favorite Doctor Who character?
Me: Captain Jack Harkness, what about you?
Friend: Melody Pond.
Me: Good choice...

by WhovianMadness March 17, 2013

Ponder

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

Ponder

When someone is impressed by this person or to think before the decision is made by with care.

He Ponder when he heard of her name.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021