pondlife

a dirty smelly gypsy person who shops in iceland for meal deals and think Ultimate Force is Shakespere.

You are Pond (Shortened). They Are right Pondlife in here tonight.

by LittleIgloo July 10, 2003

Pond life

Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.

Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.

by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009

ponlifel

a person who gives up on life and thinks its an L

person 1: "aww she looks so sad should I go talk to her"

person 2: "no don't she is a ponlifel"

by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 17, 2022

pond life

Single celled organisms or Liverpool F.C Supporters

You aint got the brains to comment, coz your a fuckin POND LIFE

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

pond life

a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite pass time is sittin saying RANDOM and admiring pointless dutch entertainers

jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other twunts who inhabit scarborough

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

pindlife

style beyond style, the hipest, liars

yo that hoe was looking at your pindlife

by cleopatra cares October 7, 2011

pondiferous

answer that you cannot find with in your self but you must reach your quest into other sources to find your gay destiny

pete is the only one who can answer the pondiferous wonders that you seek

by sk8theday January 4, 2010