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Mike Pompous Asshole 

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.
Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!
Mike Pompous Asshole by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Pompous Ass 

A person who seems full of themselves and who grabs every opportunity to let others know of their feelings of superiority.
This professor sounds like a complete pompous ass. (See from time 3:00 of this recording: soundcloud dot com/kingston-university/music-at)
Pompous Ass by Artressa September 3, 2011

pompous windbag 

One who loves the sound of their own voice so much they have convinced themselves they actually know what they are talking about. They often take jobs which will allow them to talk and give them a captured audience, such as a Psychology teacher.
Dr. Nicodemus is such a pompous windbag. We could have learned everything he spent an hour talking about in five minutes. He sure does love the sound of his own voice.

Pompous Pep

"Pompous Pep," otherwise known as "Endangered Species," is a euphemism for the Vlad/Danny slash ships in the Danny Phantom fandom. Most ships have code names of this sort (Skulker/Danny is Callous Quarry; Walker/Danny is Jail Bait; Clockwork/Dan is Meddling Minutes) so as to make searching for stories with that pairing easier for fans.

For example, a lot of stories might have the words "Vlad" and "Danny" in the description, but more often than not those are father/son fics. Likewise, Skulker is always chasing Danny, and Dan is hardly ever seen without Clockwork right behind him. This is just a simple mechanism the fans created to simplify searching for their favorite pairings, though most fans would like to viciously strangle whoever came up with the sometimes less-than-appealing names.
Girl 1: I was reading some Pompous Pep the other day, and it was so cute! And Danny was TOTALLY trying to molest Vlad, and... o3o
Girl 2: Stop. Just stop. -__-
Girl 1: T^T
Pompous Pep by SkulFetish May 11, 2008

pompous jackass 

A pompous jackass is a person who is often enough bigger than they appear. They are full of themselves and at every opportunity will inform others of their position and the level of authority they have (or think they have). When in reality they are just merely an individual who has no common sense but find themselves to be superior to everyone else. Oh and they never take the blame when they mess up.
Hey have you met Erika?
Yea, she is being a real douche to her workers.
Oh yea, that's her...she is really just a pompous jackass that no ones likes.
I feel bad for her workers.
Don't worry, she has something coming her way.
(Leave laughing!)

pompous prick  

someone who thinks they are the shit, gods gift to the world when indeed they are no where near anything to that.
pompous prick by j, March 10, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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